tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post3787055040984075506..comments2024-02-01T00:37:24.768-05:00Comments on PTP: Breaking News: Ten Big Changes at TVG, and the New CEO AnnouncementPull the Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05082676049275768769noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-59439627674046905462013-10-17T14:06:02.107-04:002013-10-17T14:06:02.107-04:00Thank You...I've had more than my fill of the ...Thank You...I've had more than my fill of the "dirty deeds done real cheap" at Los Al! -azeri1Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-59706133543928922632013-10-17T12:55:02.957-04:002013-10-17T12:55:02.957-04:00How about the Los Al 300. since every race seems t...How about the Los Al 300. since every race seems tobe only 300yds. the racing sec. was told he wont get paid if he writes anything else.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-67421206646613822642013-10-17T11:59:12.020-04:002013-10-17T11:59:12.020-04:00Do the Mcnuggetts come with a choice of dipping sa...Do the Mcnuggetts come with a choice of dipping sauce?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-56811421355044005602013-10-17T10:36:41.321-04:002013-10-17T10:36:41.321-04:00How about a panel of racing fans who vote after ev...How about a panel of racing fans who vote after every Hawthorne and Arlington race as to whether the times are correct or there was a timer malfunction. It must be a challenge because the powers-that-be at those tracks don't seem to realize their timers malfunction frequently, and/or don't want to admit it and correct the situation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-50649209898900333102013-10-17T09:30:09.264-04:002013-10-17T09:30:09.264-04:00clear the screen of the BLACK box odds so horses c...clear the screen of the BLACK box odds so horses can be seen, maybe a transparent odds /payoff table instead. post fractional and finish times and leave at top of screen or somewhere during race runnings. in warm-ups and paddock shots give all contestants a moment of fame, especially during gate loading show all of the horses so we can see what their body language is expressing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-18047396016135443842013-10-16T23:27:16.883-04:002013-10-16T23:27:16.883-04:00From: TeeVeeGee Legal Department
To: New Boss
Re...From: TeeVeeGee Legal Department<br /><br />To: New Boss<br /><br />Re: Feedback<br /><br />1) Can't use. John Burn surreptitiously copyrighted "TVGTV" after he got wind that we were greasing his career skids. <br /><br />Also, we are contractually obligated to use him as a "consultant" for the next 12 months. Put him in the food fights (#6).<br /><br />2) Corporal Schrupp's cooperation is irrelevant. <br /><br />If we force viewers to look at Matt Carruthers, Schrupp can't complain that he's being forced to watch Gelding Cam. The experience is identical for both viewing parties. <br /><br />3) " 112" cannot be aired. Racing investigations NEVER end. The program will end up colliding with our only profitable programming, the 4 a.m. infocommercials.<br /><br />4) The "Who Has Ray Pissed Off" show will be moderated by Rich Dutrow Jr., who, currently ranked as the 996th trainer in the nation, seems to have plenty of time on his hands. <br /><br />Ray, by the way, is irate that you didn't work Jane Crybabybelli (Tampa Bay Downs) into the program idea: <br /><br />"I write 15 articles & personally harassed the Florida asshats until they FINALLY couldn't sweep her under the racing amnesia rugs anymore & HAVE to suspend her & you can't even work her into this threadbare comedy routine?!"<br /><br />Brad - visiting his old haunts & flaunting the pay stubs from his advertising job, "Hurray! I don't have to apply for Obamacare!" - overheard this rampage (he was in the 7-11 three blocks away) & is impolitely chortling. <br /><br />5) We're NOT made out of T-Shirts. If the odds DON'T change during the race, we get the T-Shirts back from the contestants. After the Wet T-Shirt contests.<br /><br />6) Hire Fran Drescher ("The Nanny") as the "Baffert-Verge food fight" consultant. <br /><br />Baffert wins & then discovers that Jill has been replaced by Grandma Yetta or Jane Cibelli (he gets to choose).<br /><br />7) Cancelled. In Louisiana, no trainer is ever suspended for longer than 15 minutes.<br /><br />8) Durkin likes this idea. Thinks it has something to do with hernias. <br /><br />9) People laboring to be funny remind us of Don Reed. Yuck!<br /><br />10) We first have to pay employees before we can dock them.<br /><br />(Brad flashes new paycheck stub again, annoyingly.)<br /><br />(From: Don Reed 10/16/13)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17792647642303918903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-58149526381092689392013-10-16T21:27:38.847-04:002013-10-16T21:27:38.847-04:00How about a sense of humor, Anonymous. Or, should ...How about a sense of humor, Anonymous. Or, should I say, "Todd Schrupp?"Glenn Cravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09760553404742644042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-29082237446200716262013-10-16T20:43:19.204-04:002013-10-16T20:43:19.204-04:00I like the Los crappy Alamitos idea !!I like the Los crappy Alamitos idea !!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-52063328896923568542013-10-16T19:40:28.399-04:002013-10-16T19:40:28.399-04:00Very very stupid. How about some serious changes t...Very very stupid. How about some serious changes to TVGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-66782112283282760442013-10-16T10:29:23.501-04:002013-10-16T10:29:23.501-04:00Classic! Classic! The Turkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06471195530549274322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-58828657143685491262013-10-16T07:54:58.939-04:002013-10-16T07:54:58.939-04:00A few more shows for TVGTV.
Screwed or not Screwe...A few more shows for TVGTV.<br /><br />Screwed or not Screwed - This program will decide if horseplayers are screwed when a driver change is announced the first time at 1 minute to post time (that is usually The Red Mile).<br /><br />The Handicapper Talent Show - When someone has the opportunity to perform their talent routine at 0 minutes to post time. The only rule is the routine must be over by the time the race actually goes off. At the end of the day, the judges vote for the best routine. I can't wait to see someone come out dressed like Carmine Miranda.<br /><br />Juiced or Not Juiced - This is a view participation show. If a horse that finished 5th the week before moves up in class and wins in a new lifetime mark, the fans get to vote whether the horse is juiced or not. Of course, may take a year or two to see if the audience was right or wrong, but it allows them to vent their frustration.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> That Blog Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15487597769210721585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8560898823512627114.post-38190053983516659782013-10-15T19:33:18.933-04:002013-10-15T19:33:18.933-04:00Well I'm certainly tuning in!
You gotta run...Well I'm certainly tuning in! <br /><br />You gotta run "The Price is Wrong" by Jerry Bossert, he'll be glad to take a turn as guest co-host at Belmont.<br /><br />You could also have your own version of "Wait,Wait Don't Tell Me!" where the Tampa Bay Downs fans try to guess who the "creative accounting" and allegedly doping trainer is sleeping with in administration to avoid investigation.<br /><br />To me, CaliFire sounds a bit like The Debaters plus bribes. I'd watch! However you may think of following that lead-in with Caliurinification: where both horses and riders pee in a cup and a blindfolded panel of seasoned horse players tries to sniff out what disallowed substances they've ingested that day. Could really take off if filmed at Los Al! <br /><br />And how about Milkshake Mondays? Here 4th tier trainers share their favorite recipes for "juicing up" their horses...Monday's usually a dark day anyway, could boost ratings!<br /><br />I think you're really on to something.<br /> <br />Wishing you great luck with your new venture...Shake it up PTP!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com