Yesterday we all woke up to the exciting news that Turfway Park has created a new wager, the Octofecta.
This bet involves selecting the top 8 finishers in a race, and if no one hits it, it carries over, and over, and perhaps over again.
If there's one thing we players have asked the industry for lately, it's more high takeout, impossible to hit bets that the CAW's will swoop in to suck every inch of value out of on a mandatory day.
Thankfully the fine people at Turfway/CDI have delivered.
Although we might think "Mission Accomplished", Santa Anita is proposing to make this sport even greater by being responsive to our needs and wants.
I have it on good authority that for the upcoming spring meet, the Great Race Place has created a new bet of their own. They've called it the Octco Octofecta.
This bet involves selecting the top eight finishers in a race but you have to do it eight consecutive times. Is your mind blown? Mine is too.
"We spoke to Alix Earle and other influencers and they loved the idea", said an unnamed Magna TSG, exec. "They believed this will really attack the Gen Zers who love lots of money."
The influencers have also agreed to make some tickets on the Tik Tok.
"Win-Win for everyone", said the TSG exec.
There are a lot of people out there on Horse Racing Twitter who are downers about the sport.
Big Al hasn't posted anything positive in months, ITP is super cranky, Bucky is so sour on the sport all we get from him now are porn references.
But this, once and for all, in this observers humble view, proves without a doubt that this sport never stops working to grow the bet; to never rest until it squeezes every last living dollar out of everyone. To what, yes, to make Horse Racing Great Again (#MRGA).
I for one will be hammering the Octofecta at Turfway, and with all my profits? You guessed it, I am going after the octo-octofecta at Santa Anita. Let's roll.