If you're like me, you play quite a few racetracks. Some tracks - a lot of them lately it seems - stretch out zero minutes to post to an eternity. This helps their handle because the longer it takes between races, the more money is bet.
Tracks that do not play the game are at a disadvantage, because, well, 0 minutes to post means zero minutes to post at these strange tracks. Because we're getting conditioned that zero minutes to post is not really zero minutes to post, we think zero minutes to post at some tracks does not mean zero minutes to post and that we have plenty of time to wager. We don't and we get shut out. Those tracks get fewer dollars in handle.
Now that that's perfectly clear, here is what I do at some tracks when I hear zero minutes to post. I hope this is a helpful guide.
The Meadowlands - At zero minutes to post I like to have a shower. If you want to catch the race you cannot take a long shower, but a shower can be taken. As soon as I see the "0" on screen and hear Sam McKee start into an obscure story about John Campbell and a trip to Denny's, or where he eats when he's at the Jug, I'm off to the shower.
Tampa Bay Downs - Last Thursday at zero minutes to post for the third race I read a John Grisham novel and still caught the break. This might be the King of all zero minutes to post tracks.
Gulfstream Park - Warning: You should not look at any clock at Gulfstream, whether it be the teletimer or the "off" clock. First quarters go in 25, second quarters go in 21 and the 0 minutes to post clock is glacial. A few weeks ago I caught up on an episode of Dexter at zero minutes to post and only just missed the break.
Penn National - I think Penn National lives in some sort of Xfiles, 12 Monkey's alternate universe. I swear I've seen the gates spring before zero minutes to post, which is surely some breach of the space time continuum. Because Penn National has takeout rates almost as high as the racetracks in Turkey do, missing post time is not necessarily a bad thing; for me anyway.
Woodbine - Woodbine has a really strange innovation for bettors - a clock that counts down the seconds to post. Other tracks might one day adopt this new technology to help bettors plan their bets.
Northfield Park - A friend of mine lives in Akron. He told me he once left his house at zero minutes to post and made it to Northfield Park in Cleveland to catch the race live. I believe him.
Santa Anita - I'm really not sure. I haven't played them since they raised the juice. Someone told me that they and Gulfstream go off at near the same time. If so, some company should buy both tracks and stagger post times to maximize handle.
Yonkers - You used to be able to scarf down a pizza and two 16 ounce sugary drinks at zero minutes to post and still get a bet down. Now I think that's not allowed by law, but if you try to drink carrot juice and munch on some alfalfa while doing a little yoga at zero minutes to post, you'll be out of luck. Yonkers is now pretty timely.
Mountaineer - Zero minutes to post at Mountaineer means zero minutes to post. If you are playing live just make sure you walk carefully to the windows there because the track is not in the posh casino. I swear I almost stepped on a nail that was sticking through a pile of two by fours on the apron trying to get a bet down when I was there last time. It was a few years ago, so I hope they got those renovations done.
That's my guide to zero minutes to post. Please, as always, be sure to pay attention what time means at your favorite track. Don't get shut out!
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